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Farrahiii was born in very poor conditions, meaning not only did his family at the time live in a withered, old tool-shed, but he was also naturally filthy. Before his family received welfare, they wore a mixture of old McDonald bags (or Burger King for those who opposed the golden gull), black plastic bags, rags and so forth. When money entered their non-existing cash flow, Farrahii soon began to wear clothes originally addressed to Africa but instead bartered through the very giving mail-man. Farrahii adopted an afro in order to hide the animals living on his scalp and went on to college to become a solid provider for his family. At college was where he met his true love - only it proved a bit of a challenge to make himself visible in contrast to all the other charming jocks that swarmed around the beautiful, exotic MORDER. Farrahii's charm on the other hand was authentic and true-hearted, and MORDER was a real people-person seeing exactly through all the different charms men pulled on her.

When MORDER and Farrahiii married they found that they had a hard time making little Morders and little Farrahiis. So when they had a chance to adopt a little ginger angel baby, they did, but kept it a secret to the daughter through most of her life. Some years after they adopted their ginger bebz, they were surprised by the arrival of a brown baby-boy. (MORDER was on one of her muffin binges at the time so when she gave birth, she nearly flushed the toilet). Later they had several more children and to this day continue to be great role-models and contributers to society.